I fell in love with a man, but as it turns out, I was really just dating a black hat.

A satirical take on modern romance.

The camera so posh, It refuses to work for commoners.

Stop acting like the universe owes you applause - it doesn’t even know you’re performing.

This homage to David Lynch celebrates his genius for transforming the ordinary into surreal, dreamlike wonders where beauty and mystery collide.

Killing: bad, right? Unless it’s in a war, then it’s fine. Luigi Mangione’s wild questions - and that one tiny murder incident - call out society’s bizarre double standards on who gets to kill and still be the good guy.

Let’s unravel why denial is so popular, why some people can see reality better than others, and how it’s sneakily shaping everything from your family gatherings to your shopping habits.

In this disturbing short story, Milton’s innocent role as Santa Claus triggers troubling desires, leading him to confront guilt and the fear that his secret will destroy his life.

This short dark comedy story was inspired by a night when I accidentally witnessed my neighbor having a threesome from my window.

I’m more terrified of living than I am of death. What does that say about me? Nothing good, probably.

Beethoven’s misery, my own.

I should have a million ideas. Things to say. Things to write. Nothing.

Live from Notre Dame—literally. Saw the news, grabbed a 6-pack, called some friends, and caught the show in person.

He was fueled, he once said, by the fear of being ordinary.