Thoughts you’ll probably ignore
I accidentally married a black hat
I fell in love with a man, but as it turns out, I was really just dating a black hat.
Tinderella and the curse of the 3-second attention span
A satirical take on modern romance.
Leica M8: the royal pain in the arse of cameras
The camera so posh, It refuses to work for commoners.
How to laugh at the void without sounding like a pretentious Cunt
Stop acting like the universe owes you applause - it doesn’t even know you’re performing.
Dancing in the dark: David Lynch
This homage to David Lynch celebrates his genius for transforming the ordinary into surreal, dreamlike wonders where beauty and mystery collide.
The ethics of killing: reflections inspired by Luigi Mangione
Killing: bad, right? Unless it’s in a war, then it’s fine. Luigi Mangione’s wild questions - and that one tiny murder incident - call out society’s bizarre double standards on who gets to kill and still be the good guy.
Madame Denial
Let’s unravel why denial is so popular, why some people can see reality better than others, and how it’s sneakily shaping everything from your family gatherings to your shopping habits.
Secret Santa
In this disturbing short story, Milton’s innocent role as Santa Claus triggers troubling desires, leading him to confront guilt and the fear that his secret will destroy his life.
Dental Delight
This short dark comedy story was inspired by a night when I accidentally witnessed my neighbor having a threesome from my window.
Paris Catacombs - the illegal tour
I’m more terrified of living than I am of death. What does that say about me? Nothing good, probably.
Post-pandemic mini nervous breakdown
I should have a million ideas. Things to say. Things to write. Nothing.
Watching Notre Dame burning
Live from Notre Dame—literally. Saw the news, grabbed a 6-pack, called some friends, and caught the show in person.
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