Thoughts You’ll Probably Ignore
The Ethics of Killing: Reflections Inspired by Luigi Mangione
Killing: bad, right? Unless it’s in a war, then it’s fine. Luigi Mangione’s wild questions—and that one tiny murder incident—call out society’s bizarre double standards on who gets to kill and still be the good guy.
Madame Denial
Let’s unravel why denial is so popular, why some people can see reality better than others, and how it’s sneakily shaping everything from your family gatherings to your shopping habits.
Secret Santa
In this disturbing short story, Milton’s innocent role as Santa Claus triggers troubling desires, leading him to confront guilt and the fear that his secret will destroy his life.
Dental Delight
This short dark comedy story was inspired by a night when I accidentally witnessed my neighbor having a threesome from my window.
Paris Catacombs - The Illegal Tour
I’m more terrified of living than I am of death. What does that say about me? Nothing good, probably.
Post-Pandemic Mini Nervous Breakdown
I should have a million ideas. Things to say. Things to write. Nothing.
Watching Notre Dame Burning
Live from Notre Dame—literally. Saw the news, grabbed a 6-pack, called some friends, and caught the show in person.
Dudeism: A Conversation with Founder Oliver Benjamin
"This religion of laziness is turning out to be a lot of work."