Thoughts you’ll probably ignore
I accidentally married a black hat
I fell in love with a man, but as it turns out, I was really just dating a black hat.
Leica M8: the royal pain in the arse of cameras
The camera so posh, It refuses to work for commoners.
How to laugh at the void without sounding like a pretentious Cunt
Stop acting like the universe owes you applause - it doesn’t even know you’re performing.
Post-pandemic mini nervous breakdown
I should have a million ideas. Things to say. Things to write. Nothing.
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